27 7 / 2014

harrystylesdildo:

Getting a birthday card from your grandma without any money in it

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(via gnarly)

27 7 / 2014

perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

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27 7 / 2014

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
:

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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

(Source: kingjrific, via tattooed-flowers)

27 7 / 2014

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27 7 / 2014

What does everybody else think, we can throw an open discussion if we’d like to see more male nudity?

(Source: mcccal, via gameofthronesdaily)

27 7 / 2014

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

(via moistbottom)

27 7 / 2014

dancybutt:

I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

"thank you" is a good place to start

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27 7 / 2014

thenemeton:

boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce. ur genetic line is over bub. one well placed stiletto and u are getting shitty half-assed boners and no babies 4 life. who has the power son. who owns u. girls own u. i own u punk. sit down

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27 7 / 2014

stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

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27 7 / 2014

solluxander:

dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all

(Source: cisphobic, via gnarly)